I guess I just couldn't resist...? c:
Exactly what it says on the tin (German): "I'm sharing my RavioLi with [insert awesome person you'd like to seduce here
... Link barged into his house-turned-shop, battered, and panting.
"Did you seriously send that bird of yours to take my equipment yet again
Ravio was calmly arranging some weird, colourful metal cans on the counter.
"It's my equipment, strictly speaking, which you can rent back any time. Also, you were just lying there, lazing about, so-"
"Lazing ab-? I was hurt, idiot!"
The other boy placed one of the cans in front of him.
"Then have something to restore your strength. Dinner is served, Mr. Hero!"
Link shook the strange object. Something was sloshing inside.
"This is actually edible?"
"Well, the content probably is. I wouldn't know, there's only... hieroglyphs written on here. Who knows where it comes from... it just sort of fell through the dimension rift in front of your house."
Link gripped his sword resolutely, holding it above his head, and moving to pierce the lid of the can.
"Ah, ah, Mr. Hero. That comes to 50 rupees. It is also possible to rent it for 20."
Link stared, then he let out a startled little laugh.
"... are you sure renting food
is... uh, wise?"
He could see Ravio blushing under his hood in embarrassment.
"Um... force of habit, I guess..."
"How about you rent me a kiss? I'll make sure to give it back to you in good condition."